vanishing as well as existing

 
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經紀人? 現在的兼職其實滿像的.....
但其他真的滿準的
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這本算是相當實用的經驗工具書！！！
﹝大推啊！！﹞
轉載自http://blog.pixnet.net/phoenix0829/post/19586094#comment-22232758
“前言”眾作者便開門見山的說清楚，兼差的好處－－防止無聊﹝生活過的充實﹞、學習社會經驗、賺錢累積財富﹝以便順利存活在開銷大的都市內﹞！的確，週遭生活有很多微小的服務業很缺人手，如果沒有人力來幫忙，報紙怎麼可能會風雨無阻的送到訂戶每一家？
還有２個心理測驗迅速讓讀者進入狀況，本書內容五大分類分別是：服務家族、業務家族、文藝家族、教職家族、特種家族，可以找到最適合自己的兼差職業類別！！
我最適合不勞累的文藝家族、教職家族，還有好賺但是很累的服務業！！
縮小範圍後先從服務家族來找最適合我的職業，摘記一些薪資和工作業務如何，作為日後尋覓兼差的參考～
服務業：
超市試吃員
條件：面善心善、親和力強、個性開朗、主動活潑
待遇：時薪１２０～２００元；日薪﹝６～８小時﹞約８００～１２００元。
福利：屬臨時工，沒有勞健保的保障，但是有員工購物優惠福利。
附加價值：有些推銷商品會有業績高的額外獎金。
工作要訣：擒賊先擒王，找媽媽級客人大力推銷。
應徵辦法：主動向百貨公司的總管理處或是大賣場的人事處連絡。
加油站工作人員
條件：身體健康、手腳靈活、和氣待人
待遇：時薪９０～１５０元
福利：可自由排班與調度時間
附加價值：有免費的加油劵
工作要訣：必須在上方處站著加油，引導客人正確的加油地點病熄火停車後詢問加多少錢、何種汽油、要不要打統編，控制好油箱數字、印出發票並找零。
注意！！嚴守汽機車熄火加油，加油站附近嚴禁煙火和打手機﹝最好關機﹞，小心拿著寶特瓶加油的民眾。
應徵辦法：
上網等各家人力銀行，民營加油站都有缺。
洗衣工
條件：手腳勤快、體力充沛、耐磨耐操、膽大心細
待遇：時薪８０～１２０元
福利：健保
附加價值：可以順便洗自己的衣服
工
作要訣：首先將客戶的衣服電腦歸檔、登記分類，洗衣之前把客人的衣物放入洗衣袋，避免辨識不清的困擾！丟入專門的洗衣槽中，設定時間及用水量、清潔劑量，
按下按鈕即可。趁著洗衣空檔，老闆要員工補補洗衣粉的量，順便外送客戶衣物，掃地清潔上班環境、燙燙衣服之類，忙完之後第一批衣服已經洗完，必須送入烘衣
槽，並且洗完後送入烘衣槽之後，要先檢查污垢是否有清洗乾淨，如果還有汙點，就要用人工的方式強力搓揉，或者用化學藥劑將頑垢徹底清除，沒有問題後，接著
只要簡單的將衣服稍微燙平，摺疊好後再按每個客人的衣服分批包裝，在指定的時間送回客人的手上便完成了這筆生意。
應徵辦法：洗衣業者通常在學校、飯店、軍營、工廠、社區附近。
快爾潔洗衣連鎖０３－４５３１４２２
泰利洗衣連鎖０２－２９１５０９９９
隴西洗衣連鎖０２－２６９４１３０１
陽光小鎮洗衣連鎖０２－２９９９０３３０
洗衣的店洗衣連鎖０２－２３４５１５４３
行政助理
條件：認真負責、熟悉電腦文書作業軟體ＥＸＣＥＬ、ＷＯＲＤ、ＡＣＣＥＳＳ
待遇：時薪１００～１５０元左右，夜班晚上６點～１０點，假日班早上９點～下午５點。
福利：有勞健保
附加價值：工作之餘可看書自修、整理白天上班資料，沒有太多硬性規定。
工作要訣：會充當總機、必須對來訪的顧客做好服務，電話禮儀與一些進退常識會有基本的要求。細心勤快懂電腦，被錄取的機會很高！
擔任一般公司行號的行政助理，要看的懂公司的各種報表，熟悉公司的行政流程，還有跑銀行和郵局，買香菸與準備初二十六的拜拜牲禮各項雜務。
擔
任牙醫診所行政助理，除了接電話之外，還要對前來掛號的病患或電話預約者做好時間門診安排，一些必要的表單也要請病人填寫並輸入電腦建檔。對於病人的病歷
表要做完整建檔，依照掛號順序將資料整理好送到主治醫師手上；對於醫師看診時間也要非常清楚，聯絡方式更要掌握好，萬一有特殊案例需要協助時，才能馬上找
到醫師本人。
應徵辦法：
上網找都有缺。
電訪員﹝市調員﹞
條件：口齒清晰、主動出擊、態度親切，熟悉國台語。
待遇：電訪員時薪１００～１６０元；市調員時薪約１００～２５０元。﹝有些會以成功問卷的數量來計算薪資，收入則視問卷難易度訂定。﹞
福利：有勞健保。
附加價值：可體會對不同問題的感受和想法，對自己的思考角度有絕對幫助。
工作要訣：電話禮儀和清晰的口語能力，耐心解釋受訪者對問卷的疑問。
應徵辦法：
上網眾家人力銀行。
發送傳單者
條件：臉皮超厚、主動積極、任勞任怨、身強體健、腳力十足。
待遇：時薪８０～１２０元；有些會以發送傳單的份數來計算薪資，平均一份０．５～１元。
福利：無
附加價值：可以Ａ試用品帶回家、分送親友。
工作要訣：在斑馬線前面發給路人、騎機車走遍大街小巷將傳單塞進信箱等等。
應徵辦法：廣告公司等有缺。
帳務管理人
條件：具有會計師執照者佳，對數字敏感、心思細膩、具有實事求是、精益求精的精神。
待遇：每個月ＣＡＳＥ收入２０００～１００００元不等，依照委託戶每月收支進帳的多寡及難易度訂定。
福利：可在家工作，每星期工作天數並不長。適合上班族兼職！
附加價值：因是專業的工作性質，所以投資率報酬相當大。如果時間允許，還可以同時受多位商家委託，進帳不少。
工作要訣：最重要的工作室邦公司處理稅務問題，節省不必要的開銷支出，在不違背法令政策下，節省公司最大的稅收稽核，達到企業和國稅局雙贏的局面！
本身具備條件－－
１、有專業的知識與實務經驗，對於法律相關規定多有涉獵，畢竟一家公司的盈虧都需倚仗物報表計算，如果不會報表的分析管理，更不用提其他瑣事了。
２、
每一家公司的盈收帳目，都掌握在帳務管理這手中，因此職業道德很重要，嚴謹對公司機密守口如瓶，保密到家。如果不幸洩露會引來同業競爭抨擊！３、知識與道
德都具備後，再來是實務的管理方式。帳目數字只要出現問題，不僅公司著倒楣，說不定處理帳務的人員還會吃上官司。所以這一工作雖然不會太繁重，但必須非常
小心謹慎。
帳務人員定期像委託人拿取一星期的帳務進出細目，帶回家慢慢登錄公司的清冊中。在登錄過程中必須了解清楚每一筆帳的來龍去脈，哪些可以作為抵扣稅的帳目？哪些必須改變帳目另列別的細目？這都是一個專業帳務管理人要很熟悉的。
遇
到無法辨識或有疑問的項目時，需馬上回報委託人，了解中間的流程是否有疏失，還是人為不當造成的錯誤。詳細了解整件事的過程後，並設法解決問題，否則會被
冠上失職的罪名。另外，因委託人時常要查帳或有一些帳目清單需申請，帳務人員也要相當配合，隨時更新最新帳款總表，千萬不能延誤工作。
應徵辦法：一般公司行號
店員
條件：具有服務熱誠、態度親切、懂得應對進退、平易近人。
待遇：時薪６５～１２０元左右。
福利：有勞健保，享有店內購物折扣。
附加價值：利用下班下課時間兼職打工，收入穩定且上班時間固定，對於保守型的撈錢族而言，是一項不錯的工作。
工作要訣：以服務顧客、促進消費行為，達成商家業績量大增為目的。
應對１１種顧客類型的服務方案－－－
﹝脾氣暴躁型﹞很多消費者在同時間上門？　　～～　安撫後來的客人，先服務第一個進來的客人。
﹝隨便看看型﹞消費者自己也不知道要買些什麼？　～～　有技巧的問出消費者需求，並建議適合產品。
﹝不理不睬型﹞消費者不理店員的招呼？　　～～　有技巧的使消費者有所反應。
﹝相互比價型﹞消費者已經逛過別的店，專程來比價的？　　～～　強調商品的品質保證性。
﹝富婆凱子型﹞連價錢看都不看就買了的大爺　　　～～介紹產品的機能性。
﹝懵懂無知型﹞不懂商品的特性東問西問的　　　～～解釋產品適用的人、事、地、物
﹝大膽吐槽型﹞挑剔產品的瑕疵　　　～～　　強調售後服務及品質保證
﹝斤斤計較型﹞消費者一直要殺價　　～～　　強調產品的價值及功能
﹝狗頭軍師型﹞買的人本身沒意見，一旁朋友卻鬼點子亂出　～～　說服消費者購買，並對負面的看法提出正面的解釋
﹝一試再試型﹞拿不定主意，一試再試　　～～　幫消費者縮小需求範圍，並建議適當的商品
﹝先入為主型﹞對產品有先入為主的觀念　　～～　改變消費者先入為主的觀念，並強調產品的功能性
＊一些非連鎖商店的店員通常會有業績壓力，甚至還有獎金制度，所以在應徵前最好先問清楚以免無法勝任。
應徵辦法：
可自行主動應徵每家商店。
文藝家族：
翻譯
條件：大專以上，中文造詣高，文字駕馭能力強，熟悉第二或多國語言，熟電腦操作者尤佳。
待遇：以翻譯一頁Ａ４大小稿件計算，每１０００字稿費約３５０～８００元不等。
福利：可將稿件帶回家翻譯，時間可自由調整。
附加價值：由於接收到的都是第一手資訊，吸收新知比一班人快許多；如果是出版社，會將翻譯的相關出版品送給您。
工作要訣：接案時首先要做的就是與出版社、雜誌社或是翻譯社溝通清楚，了解交稿時間和酬勞給付等相關細節。必要時雙方可以簽約保障彼此的權利義務，避免事後的糾紛。
取回稿件後，一定要先將內容大致看過一遍，了解稿件整個方向後就可以進行初步的翻譯。為了修改方便，可以邊看稿件編把翻譯後的文字打進電腦存檔，因為沒有一個人可以在第一次翻譯時就能運用文字完整表達，所以電腦化的作業是必要的。
翻譯到一定章節後，可將大略翻譯完成的稿件印出，再以優美流暢且適當的文字潤飾稿件，一潤不成還要第二次修稿，等到稿件確認無誤後就可以修改原始的電腦檔，於指定的時間內把翻譯後的稿件送出即可。
翻譯的收入－－
１　書稿：每１０００字約３５０～６００元不等。
２　雜誌稿：每１０００字約６００～８００元不等。
３　電視影集：每集１～２小時約４５０～６００元。
進修管道
輔大翻譯學研究所０２－２９０３１１１１＃２４１５
台北縣新莊市中正路５１０號
師大翻譯研究所０２－２３９４８９０１
臺北市和平東路一段１６２號
長榮管理學院翻譯學系０６－２７８０１２３
台南縣歸仁鄉長榮路一段３６９號
應徵辦法：電視台、出版社、雜誌社等。
口譯員
條件：懂多國語言等外與，可同步翻譯成外文，中文文學造詣佳，可以將外文不加思索的翻譯成優美易懂的中文。
待遇：會因語言種類而有不同行情，平均一小時的隨行口譯約２５００～３５００元不等。
福利：接觸的人多是政府官員或是世界知名演藝人員，所以進出廠所當然是一些高級的飯店、會議室，算是一般人所無法體會到的福利吧！
附加價值：可以藉著工作名義到世界各地走走，不花錢又可賺錢，還可以兼Ｓｈｏｐｐｉｎｇ與逛街！
工作要訣：
逐步口譯－－演講者與口譯員同時面對聽眾，當演講者告一段落時，口譯員接著用另一種語言傳達給聽眾。﹝一場會議４～６小時價碼約１５０００～２００００元不等﹞
同步口譯－－兩名以上的口譯員坐在同步翻譯機設備的房間內，輪流將耳機內聽到的內容用另一種語言傳達給有戴耳機的聽眾。﹝一場會議４～６小時價碼兩名口譯員每名約１０００～１８０００元之間﹞
隨身口譯－－走到哪裡、譯到哪裡，可能口譯員陪著公司老闆或政府高官到世界各地進行會議或訪問，或留在台灣接洽來自不同國家的嘉賓。﹝平均一小時的隨行翻譯費約２５００～３５００元不等﹞
應徵辦法：貿易公司等
採訪編輯
條件：好奇心旺盛、口才好、善溝通協調、能單獨作業，熟電腦文書軟體，有實際採訪經驗者佳。
待遇：平均一個字約０‧８～２元不等，並視採訪難易及主題規劃而有所調整。
福利：只要能配合截稿需求，沒有固定上班時間，可視正職的工作情況自由調整。
附加價值：採訪工作雖然自由，但每篇文稿都是自己的嘔心瀝血之作，稍作整理將來還可以用來作為應徵文藝家族的相關工作。
工
作要訣：實地採訪須具備交通工具，出版社不負責交通費，多省錢等於多賺錢。要具備個人獨自作業的能力，一個人出生入死的找到受訪者。還有整理採訪稿的功
力，要能綜合彙整很多人的資料也是相當累人的事！採訪前先和企劃或主編溝通好，真正了解企劃主題後才可以進行採訪工作，否則整個方向都不對了，辛苦的代價
將成為幻影。兼職的緣故，很多採方時間必須約在晚間或直接用電話進行採訪。可以利用機械工具來達成目的，錄音筆、錄音機等，重要數據與名詞必須先問清楚，
避免犯錯。整理採訪稿相當繁瑣，還必須修正稿件到主編滿意為止！
收入最多只有１２００～１００００彈性空間，可能要同時向好幾家出版社、雜誌社簽約會比較有保障。雖然收入不豐，卻能提升人際關係、寫出每篇心血作品以供日後加入文藝家族獲得主編賞識。
應徵辦法：企業界、出版社
撰稿員
條件：文字組織能力強、資訊流通、擅長整理歸納分析、熟電腦文書處理軟體。
待遇：多屬資料彙整的工作，所以酬勞比採訪編輯來的低，平均一個字約０‧５～１‧５元。
福利：時間自由調整，工作地點不拘。
附加價值：藝文工作可以培養文筆，將來可以走向文藝家族。
工作要訣：平日勤於剪報、分類整理，文筆能力要有一定的水準。決定撰稿主題後，接著蒐集資料、參考很多文章、論文、報導協助完成文稿。
單純的資料蒐集改寫，稍經加工後寫完文章報導。一個字０‧５～１‧５元，一篇文章５０００字計算，稿酬約２５００～７５００元～
應徵辦法：廣告代理商、房地產公司
打字員
條件：打字速度快、錯誤率低、自備電腦或打字機
待遇：看個人功利，以一張Ａ４紙Ｋｅｙ－ｉｎ１０００字而言，每張約６０～２００元﹝不含校對與排版﹞
福利：無
附加價值：工作時間可自由調整
工作要訣：中英打速度要快，熟悉各種文書處理軟體，文件儲存為文字檔。
電腦配備與工作環境建議是－－主機板及ｃｐｕ最好在Ｐｅｎｔｉｎｍ１６６以上，３２ＭＢ　Ｒａｍ、５又１／２吋及３又１／４吋的軟碟一個、磁片數盒、隨身碟、作業軟體適時更新，必備一台印表機。隨時備份檔案，電腦可以設定每數分鐘存檔一次，避免斷電與當機毀了資料。
＊除非是合作很久的印刷廠或出版社可以採月結方式付薪水，否則最好一手交錢一手交貨。
對１分鐘Ｋｅｙ－ｉｎ６０字的兼差者，平均半小時就可完成一份文件，報酬率不錯，速度快又品質好的可以向出版社、印刷廠毛遂自薦。
應徵辦法：出版社等
校稿員
條件：個性細心謹慎、文字涵養佳
待遇：平均校對一張Ａ４紙大小１０００字文稿，收入約２０～４５元。
福利：可在家工作、時間自由調整，無時不刻都可以校對。
附加價值：出版社通常於圖書出刊時會送校稿員一本，可節省許多買書錢。另藉由校對過程，可訓練自己的文字能力。
工作要訣：有校稿經驗與大專以上學歷。女生佔優勢。邏輯概念要強、組織能力要夠。校稿員親自到出版社取見、順便交代回件時間、注意事項，確定整個作業流程。一校時就最好把所有文稿的錯誤給修正好。
收入分別－－
出版社、雜誌社：依難易度不同，每１０００字約２０～４５元不等，如有潤稿、則價碼更高。
報社：每天工作約４～６小時，月收入２００００～３５０００不等。
應徵辦法：出版社、報社等
編輯
條件：文字修養佳，熟悉各種字體，了解編輯流程，個性細心獨立，熟悉電腦文書處理軟體。
待遇：依個案計，每１０００字約８０～２００元。
福利：只有報社享有勞健保等福利。
附加價值：可有編輯的作品如書和雜誌等，並可與其他協力人員建立關係，對於轉行或作為跳板有莫大幫助。
工作要訣：大專大學畢業。熟悉各種字體與級數的應用，擅用編校符號並有基本審美觀念，了解印製流程。要對藝文有相當熱愛。必須和作者、採訪、美編等保持良好關係，能獨當一面、具專業的判斷力及擅長溝通協調也是必備的條件喔！
稿件型態有傳統文字稿和圖文整合稿。
出版社以個案計，若是傳統文字稿每１０００字﹝每頁﹞約８０～１５０元不等，若是圖文整合稿，價碼更高至每１０００字﹝每頁﹞約２００元以上。
應徵辦法：
上網找。
網頁設計師
條件：熟悉各種電腦的軟硬體。網頁設計師必須精通繪圖軟體與ｆｒｏｎｔｐａｇｅ寫作軟體，程式設計師則對程式語言要應用自如。
待遇：依ｃａｓｅ需求不同而有所變動。
福利：可在家工作、時間自由調整。
附加價值：除了熟悉軟硬體資訊外，在製作過程中還可以接觸到最新的電腦新知及其他應用軟體的使用，對於將來的應用可更順暢。
工作要訣：熟悉ｆｒｏｎｔｐａｇｅ、ｈｔｍｌ、ｄｒｅａｍｗｅｖｅｒ等網頁寫作軟體，程式設計軟體ＶＢ、Ｃ＋＋、ＳＱＬ具有深入研究，才能符合客戶需求。
接下案子後，進行網頁設計基本規劃及Ｄｅｍｏ的展示，等到正式和客戶溝通無誤後，可以正式開始進行繪圖的設計與頁面的安排。
網頁設計如果以工作時數計，平均一天８小時約有１２００～２０００元收入；以單價計，設計首頁約５０００～８０００元不等，之後每頁２０００～３０００元。
程式設計則因牽涉到高階的電腦與法，所以收入較高，一天８小時工作量約有２５００～４０００的價碼，如以單價計則依難易不同，收入從數千～數萬不等。
雖然程式設計的費用比網頁設計來的高，但是如果您知道改個網頁只要幾分鐘的時間，改個程式卻要好幾天的工程就可得知，其工作壓力是不一樣的，自然收入也會不同。
應徵辦法：一般公司行號、電腦業。
作家
條件：個性天馬行空、喜歡幻想、可以將想像用文字表達。
待遇：通常一個字約０‧５～２元不等。
福利：工作時間可自由調整。
附加價值：如果出版品是以抽版稅的方式與出版商分成的話，作品賣的愈多收入就跟著水漲船高。如果還能搭配造勢炒作，榮登暢銷書排行榜銷售冠軍則輕而易舉。
工作要訣：可自行投稿，可接受出版社主編、企劃案合作寫書。
報
紙專欄寫作價錢較高，一個字約有１～５元不等。雜誌因為條件與發行量都比較少，所以平均一個字約０‧５～２元。出版社如果是整本作品，通常依照印刷量多少
來抽版稅，版稅率根據作品類別、作者知名度、附加利益等因素有所不同，低則為書的定價的３％，高則１５％。如果以賣斷的方式，一個字約０‧５～２元不等。
版稅的計算方式：定價ｘ版稅率ｘ印量
大致說來，單色印刷的書籍定價較低，版稅率較高，少則１０％，多則１５％；相反的彩色書籍因定價高，版稅率自然較低，約３％～１０％不等。
應徵辦法：出版社雜誌社等。
教職家族：
才藝班老師
條件：有專業知識、善溝通表達、辯答無礙，精通一種才藝以上。
待遇：時薪３００～６００元
福利：有勞健保。
附加價值：可以結交不同行業者，或許還可以藉機大撈一筆。
工作要訣：過人的技術做示範表演與專業知識。個別指導、多派功課，表揚表現好的學員。
應徵辦法：才藝班教室。
補習班講師
條件：學富五車、能言善道、幽默詼諧、教學方式活潑有趣。
待遇：時薪８００～２０００元，依班級人數及知名度調整價錢。
福利：每筆收入實拿不扣稅。因為是兼職。
附加價值：教育原本就是百年樹人的工作，如果自己的學生成了政商名流，當老師的也會覺得顏面有光。
工作要訣：對授課內容研發獨創的記憶口訣與重點整理。
應徵辦法：升學補習班、一般補習班。
家教
條件：專業知識豐富，有耐心誨人不倦，外型文質彬彬、氣質出眾，有教育英才的面貌。
待遇：每星期上課２～３次，每次２小時，時薪視教授的課程、對象而定。
福利：風險較低，而且可以滿足教育英才的成就感。
附加價值：暫時無法印證。
工作要訣：國立大學的學歷，口齒清晰。觀察學生家庭、察言觀色、小心隔牆有耳、善待學生。
如果學生是小學生，時薪３００以下；國中的話，時薪２００～５００元，高中時薪有３００～６００元，若為數理科目，平均價碼為一小時４５０元。
應徵辦法：上網繳錢１０４家教中心，找尋適當面試機會。

「人家在潑水，你去那裡噴口水，要進廚房就不要怕熱，要到潑水節去，就不要怕被潑水，被潑到水是福氣，吳敦義根本就是不重視人家的文化；
潑水節吳揆禁潑水　民怨：來幹嘛？

轉PO
♥3歲時說"媽咪,我愛妳"。
♥10歲時說"媽,隨便啦"。
⋯⋯
♥16歲時"我媽真的很煩"。
♥18歲時"我想要離開這個家"。
♥25歲"媽,妳當時是對的"。
♥30歲"我想要去我媽家"。
♥50歲"我不想要失去我媽"。
♥70歲"只要我媽還能在這,我願意為了我媽放棄1切"。
♥你只有1個媽媽,如果你感激她,愛她,請將這篇p0在你的

每年吸引數十萬人次的漫畫博覽會，八月十一日起連展六天。今年展場規模是漫博史上之最，有三百五十七個攤位、七十家廠商、五十四位海內外漫畫家與聲優參與。目前場外已聚集數十位自七月底即開始排隊的動漫迷。
今年漫博聲勢驚人，邀請了日本漫畫家包括
「網球王子」作者許斐剛、
「旋風管家」作者畑健二郎、
「惡魔奶爸」作者田村隆平、
「幸運女神」作者藤島康介，及
「吸血鬼騎士」作者樋野茉莉來台。

噁心？沒沖？大排長龍的廁所？地上都是尿？......這些都還不足以毀滅你人有三急的慾望（好吧，可能沒有衛生紙的情況就真的有點危險）來看看這些怪異擾民的廁所，不禁思考，我們到底何時得罪了這些衛浴公司？...(因為哈哈缺水．．所以灌一下）
  這是所謂的衣不蔽體的加強版，擋不住的春光外洩嗎？往好處想，起碼看不到臉．．．．
 
  嘿！可以親子同樂的小便斗。

但是..只有30個....
So here it is..30 Interesting Facts About GIRLS...(somehow i find this kinda ridiculous cuz it's written by a guy)
1. When a girl says she's sad, but she isn't crying, it means she's crying in her heart.
2. When she ignores you after you've done
something wrong, it's best to give her some time to cool down before
touching her heart with an apology. ---> oh really?
3. A girl can't find anything to hate about
the guy she loves (which is why it is so hard for her to 'get over him'
after the relationship’s over.) ----> duh? what the...?
4. If a girl loves a guy, he will always be on her mind every minute of the day, even though she flirts with other guys.--->
5. When the guy she likes smiles and stares deep into her eyes, she will melt.
6. A girl likes to hear compliments, but usually not sure how to react to them.----> i know how..
7. When a particular guy flirts with a girl
very often, a girl would start thinking the guy likes her. So if you
treat a girl just as a friend, go easy on the smiles and stare ok?----->
8. If you don't like a girl who likes you, break it to her gently.
9. If a girl starts avoiding you after you
reject her, leave her alone for a while. If you still treat her as a
friend, talk to her.
10. Girls enjoy talking about what they feel.
Music, poetry, drawing sand writing are ways of expressing themselves
(which explains why most girls like writing journals).----> oh..really? i don't write journals
11. Never tell a girl that she is useless in anyway.
12. Being too serious can turn a girl off.
13. When the guy she likes calls her for the
first time, the girl may act look uninterested during the call. But as
soon as the phone is back on the hook, she will whoop with joy and
immediately start telephoning her friends to spread the news.--->
14. A smile means a lot to a girl.
15. If you like a girl, try making friends with her first. Let her get to know you.
16. If a girl says she can't go out with you because she has to study, leave.
17. But if she still calls you or expect a call from you, stay.
18. Don't try to guess a girl's feelings. Ask her.
19. Hearing the words "I love you" is a great reassurance to a girl that she is beautiful.---> wtf?
20. After a girl falls in love with a guy, she'll wonder why she never noticed him before.
21. If you need tips on how to flirt with a girl, read romance stories.--->yeah right.. ..crap..
22. When class pictures come out, a girl would first check who is standing next to her crush before actually looking at herself.
23. A girl's ex-crush will always be in her memory, but the guy she loves now stays in her heart.
24. Girls love having fun!--> hell yeah
25. A simple 'Hi' can brighten a girl's day.
26. A girl's best friends usually know best what she is feeling and going through.
27. Girls hate it when a guy pays attention to them just to get close to their 'prettier' friend.--->
28. Love means devotion, caring and happiness to a girl, in that order.
29. Some girls care about looks, some care about brains, but ALL girls want a guy who will love and care for them.
30. Girls want nothing more than to feel loved.
This makes me laugh for hours..cuz it does sound kinda silly..but just wanna share with u guys tho..

先來看男生版..99個你必知的內心話
1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys love flirts.
3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are you doing something?" or "Have you eaten already?" are the
first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from
stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.
8. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.
10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.
11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.
12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can't. And they sure
have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and
it is drinking!
13. Guys cry!!!!!!!!
14. Don't provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.
15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.
16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.
17. When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.
18. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never
mind!" would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you
are thinking.
19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.
20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
21. When a guy makes a prolonged "umm" or makes any excuses when you're
asking him to do you a favor, he's actually saying that he doesn't like
you and he can't lay down the card for you.
22. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow."
23. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.
24. Guys hate gays!
25. Guys love their moms.
26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.
27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.
28. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.
29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.
30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.
31. Like Eve, girls are guys EUR™ weaknesses.
32. Guys are very open about themselves.
33. It's good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don't let him wait that long.
34. No guy is bad when he is courting.
35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.
36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that much pretty.
37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his
problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.
38. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.
39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
40. A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone else.
41. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts.
42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.
43. Guys virtually brag about anything.
44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
45. Guys think too much.
46. Guys' fantasies are unlimited.
47. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight does!
48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!
49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.
50. It's not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they
broke up especially when they've been together for 3 years or more.
51. You have to tell a guy what you really want before getting involved with that guy.
52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's
too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be
matured and grow up.
53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot
more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.
54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.
55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed pussycats with their girlfriends.
56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he's sweating. You'll probably see that he is nervous.
57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.
58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."
59. Guys don't really have final decisions.
60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.
61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.
62. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.
63. Guys believe that there's no such thing as love at first sight, but
court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.
64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
65. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.
66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.
67. A guy would waste his time over video games and basketball, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.
68. Guys love girls who can cook or bake.
69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!
70. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
71. A guy's friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.
72. Don't be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.
73. Don't be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you'll be surprised.
74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more repelling than attracting guys.
75. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.
76. Guys don't comprehend the statement "Get lost" too well.
77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still love them more.
78. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.
79. Guys don't care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.
80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them, they'll realize they're wrong.
81. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He's just too stubborn to deal with it.
82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.
83. Guys' weakest point is at the knee.
84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.
85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.
86. When a guy looks at you, either he's amazed of you or he's criticizing you.
87. When you catch him cheating on you and he asks for a second chance,
give it to him. But when you catch him again and he asks for another
chance, ignore him.
88. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.
89. If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at
you and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you're with your
boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves you more than
your boyfriend does.
90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
91. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain when he cries in front of you!
92. If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him first why.
93. When a guy says he can't sleep if he doesn't hear your voice even
just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He
only flatters you and sometimes makes fun of you.
94. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes.
95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.
96. Girls are allowed to touch boys' things. Not their hair!
97. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.
98. Guys hate girls who overreact.
99. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships